{"id":1805,"date":"2023-01-23T13:14:46","date_gmt":"2023-01-23T18:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2023-01-23T14:16:28","modified_gmt":"2023-01-23T19:16:28","slug":"fat-squirrels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/2023\/01\/23\/fat-squirrels\/","title":{"rendered":"Fat Squirrels"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They are cool<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Why they gotta look like that?<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote has-text-align-center is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;I have no idea why they look like that&#8221;<\/p>\n<cite>-Gandhi <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody knows why they look like that!.. Scientists have been questioning this for years but there have been no developments or hints to the reasoning, however&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide is-stacked-on-mobile\" style=\"grid-template-columns:52% auto\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/147\/2022\/12\/jp-valery-lVFoIi3SJq8-unsplash-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1619 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/147\/2022\/12\/jp-valery-lVFoIi3SJq8-unsplash-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/147\/2022\/12\/jp-valery-lVFoIi3SJq8-unsplash-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/147\/2022\/12\/jp-valery-lVFoIi3SJq8-unsplash-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/147\/2022\/12\/jp-valery-lVFoIi3SJq8-unsplash-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/courses.lsa.umich.edu\/english-iui\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/147\/2022\/12\/jp-valery-lVFoIi3SJq8-unsplash-2048x1365.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Leading Scientists have concluded<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>They are great for the economy <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>They are an inspiration<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>They boost workplace morale <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>They are the key to world peace <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>They are funny <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>It is predicted that one will be elected into office soon<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>They are a healthy alternative to therapy <\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>They can add decades onto one&#8217;s life expectancy <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">The following table is known scientific fact <\/h2>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td>Weight <\/td><td>% of squirrel population<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>0.5 to 3 Kilograms<\/td><td>1%<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>3 to 10 Kilograms<\/td><td>5%<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>10 to 100 Kilograms<\/td><td>0%<\/td><\/tr><tr><td>100+ Kilograms<\/td><td>94%<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">(106% margin of error)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">We asked a fat squirrel for his opinion on the subject<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">&#8220;*Squirrel Noises*&#8221;<\/p>\n<cite>Squilbert <\/cite><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is a lot we can takeaway from this small anecdote! He has revealed to us that they have their own organized central government, social hierarchy and cast system based primarily on weight. Scientists have theorized this for decades, and now it is on the fast track to becoming a scientific law. The identities of their current leaders are yet to be announced and their aspirations as a society are still unknown.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They are cool Why they gotta look like that? &#8220;I have no idea why they look like that&#8221; -Gandhi Nobody knows why they look like that!.. 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